Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I ha...

Boredom forces you to ring people you haven’t seen for eighteen years and halfway through the conver...

These people go on to tell us that mobile phones will cook our children’s ears, that long-haul fligh...

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.

No really. If you only have seven years left, that means the Reaper will be dropping round for tea a...

If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've...

I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the 'Guardian' hating me. I like it when I read ...

I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read...