"

Unfortunately, it hurts all three of my feelings.

"

I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing.

"

I thought you might supply some tendernessI lackedBut out of all the things I offered you took mybreath awayand now I want it back

"

I am always disappointed with someone who loves me - how perfect can he be if he can't see through me?

"

If Harrison was unable to see that I had feelings for him (at least five, but sometimes as many as seven) then he wasn't as smart as I thought he was ...more

"

There are a couple of reasons why I take comfort in being able to put all this in my own vernacular and present it to you. For one thing, because then...more