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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

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I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There ...more

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True love is hard to find." - Malcolm Fade

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It was at first almost as if he hadn't wanted to kiss her. His mouth was hard on hers, unyielding; then he put both arms around her and pulled her aga...more

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And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.

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Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

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You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to...more

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We had and incident. I took care of it.""Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a ho...more

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While this is all very amusing, the kiss that will free the girl is the kiss that she most desires,” she said. “Only that and nothing more.”Jace’s hea...more

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We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.""I was going to watch Project Runway.

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Honestly I don't know why i have these parties""Because of your cat""That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort

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All knowledge hurts.

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Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to tak...more

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I'm not unhappy," he said. "Only people with no purpose are unhappy. I've got a purpose.

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I may not believe in sin,” he said, “but I do feel guilt. We Shadowhunters live by a code, and that code isn’t flexible. Honor, fault, penance, those ...more