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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you ori...more

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Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying n...more

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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

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What's that you're holding?" he asked, noticing the pamphlet, still rolled up in her left

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My rapier wit hides my inner pain.

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If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know," Simon was getting fed up. "Look, did you actually ask me to come all the way uptown just ...more

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If there's a thing I've learned in my life it's to not be afraid of the responsibility that comes with caring for other people. What we do for love: t...more

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I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There ...more

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Jesus!" Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

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True love is hard to find." - Malcolm Fade

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He opened his mouth. The words were there. He was about to say them when a jolt of terror went through him, the terror of someone who, wandering in a ...more

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As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.

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Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

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I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"

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You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to...more