"I felt like a still live fish on ice in a butcher’s counter on Friday morning.- On Cats

The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever.
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live ten times longe...
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