"That’s the biggest purpose of religious gathering: permission to look terrible in public. We used to go to church to confess our worst behaviour, to b...

You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe until the event. Until it's too late. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble
~ Chuck Palahniuk ~












You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe until the event. Until it's too late. In th...
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