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If you never been rabid, you ain't never lived.

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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when yo...more

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Like the he-man movie stars who turn out to be queer . . . or the silent-film actors whose voices sound terrible recorded--the audience only wants a l...more

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The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate...more

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The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up. The shortcut to closing a door is to bury yourself in the details. This is ...more

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You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

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Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every brea...more

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We just had a near-life experience!

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If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live? Knowing nothing 'real' was at risk...more

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It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we don't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for ...more

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Good news didn't seem real until you'd told at least a dozen friends.

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Because supposedly those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

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The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.

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Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.

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some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.