"This society doesn't work without booze – our parties aren't good enough, our conversations aren't sufficiently interesting, nor is our self-confidenc...












The sacred is a fine hiding place for the profane.
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"The better organized the state, the duller its humanity.
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"Prayer may be a placebo for the disease of helplessness, but placebos can make you feel better.
"This isn’t lust. Lust wants, does the obvious, and pads back into the forest. Love is greedier. Love wants round-the-clock care; protection; rings, vo...
"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love.