"People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.