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I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

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I shudder at the thought of men....I'm due to fall in love again

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He'll be cross if he sees I have been crying. They don't like you to cry. He doesn't cry. I wish to God I could make him cry. I wish I could make him ...more

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Some men break your heart in two,Some men fawn and flatter,Some men never look at you;And that cleans up the matter.

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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

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Prince or commoner, tenor or bass,Painter or plumber or never-do-well,Do me a favor and shut your face -Poets alone should kiss and tell.

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Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

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In youth, it was a way I had,To do my best to please.And change, with every passing ladTo suit his theories.But now I know the things I knowAnd do the...more

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MenThey hail you as their morning starBecause you are the way you are.If you return the sentiment,They'll try to make you different;And once they have...more

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I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You don't have to give me strengt...more

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My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows. He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway of the morrows. He'll live h...more