"When you are older, you will learn that the first and foremost thing which any ordinary person does is nothing.

Boys," said Hermione Granger, "should not be allowed to love girls without asking them first! This is true in a number of ways and especially when it comes to gluing people to the ceiling!
~ Eliezer Yudkowsky ~












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