"Every man over forty is a scoundrel.












When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.
More George Bernard Shaw quotes
"Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.
"Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.
"Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
"Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
"Caesar was a man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
"THE DEVIL. As far as I went, yes. But I will now go further, and confess to you that men get tired of everything, of heaven no less than of hell; and ...