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History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.

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To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.

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Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different.

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Friendship is almost always the union of a part of one mind with a part of another people are friends in spots.