"No one in this world, so far as I know - and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me - has ever lost money by underestim...

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
~ H. L. Mencken ~












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