this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod
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Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.
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She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen.".....
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Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius."pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss
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They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.
