"Leave it man. Squirrel’s botherin nae cunt likesay! Ah hate it the wey Mark’s intae hurtin animals… it’s wrong man. Ye cannae love yirsel if ye want t...

take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace
~ Irvine Welsh ~












take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace

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