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Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but...more

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Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

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Just remember that you're on my list, Marcone. Soon as I get done with all the other evils in this town, you won't be the lesser of them anymore."Marc...more

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With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.

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There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

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I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

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Maybe,” he said in a slow, rural drawl, “you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy.” “Well,” I said, “if you’re going to be in ...more

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You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything.

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Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to tear me off and throw me...more