"Stupid English.""English isn't stupid," I say."Well, my English teacher is." He makes a face. "Mr. Franklin assigned an essay about our favorite subje...

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires
~ Jodi Picoult ~












When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if h...
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