John Green (author) quote: He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is ...

He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?

~ John Green (author) ~

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