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I am not a morning person.

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The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn't anyone ever explained to them that higher just means you have farther to fal...more

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To gain your heart's desire you have to lose some part of your old life, your old self. To do that you have to have courage; without it, you can't mak...more

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Only love of a good woman will make a man question every choice, every action. Only love makes a warrior hesitate for fear that his lady will find him...more

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Patience is a virtue, but there comes a moment when you must stop being patient and take the day by the throat and shake it. If it fights back; fine. ...more

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I sounded like Horton the Elephant. "A person is a person no matter how small." What the hell was I doing standing in the middle of a cave, in the dar...more

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I shook my head. "I'm good, Nicky helped."Nicky looked at Edward. "She's having one of those what-if-killing-feels-really-good, doesn't-that-make-me-a...more

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Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you and know, absolutely know, that the sound in the dark is a monster,...more

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Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake

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That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.

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One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs i...more

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There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

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I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys.

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He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.

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I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss.