"To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats cake; but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things t...












You're enough to try the patience of an oyster!

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"I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.
"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings