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Happiness for me is largely a matter of digestion.

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There is a certain proper and luxurious way of lying in bed. Confucius, that great artist of life, "never lay straight" in bed, "like a corpse", but a...more

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If one's bowels move, one is happy, and if they don't move, one is unhappy. That is all there is to it.

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Those who are wise won't be busy, and those who are too busy can't be wise.

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Reality - Dreams = Animal BeingReality + Dreams = A Heart-Ache (usually called Idealism)Reality + Humor = Realism (also called Conservatism)Dreams - H...more