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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality fo...more

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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

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I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

"

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality fo...more

"

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

"

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.