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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.

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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even openin...more

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).

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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

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Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

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To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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Happiness is a Swedish sunset it is there for all but most of us look the other way and lose it.

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To be busy is man's only happiness.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove...more

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession.

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The poorest paid architect, engineer, general, author, sculptor, painter, lecturer, advocate, legislator, actor, preacher, singer is constructively in...more