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Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

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And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars--all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families...more

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You can find in a text whatever you bring, if you will stand between it and the mirror of your imagination. You may not see your ears, but they will b...more

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And what does it amount to?" said Satan, with his evil chuckle. "Nothing at all. You gain nothing; you always come out where you went in. For a millio...more

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Yes, King Edward VI lived only a few years, poor boy, but he lived them worthily.

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I have lived a long life and had many troubles, most of which never happened

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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

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Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

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That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't ...more

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession.