"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.