"Most countries are static, all they need to do is keep having babies. But America's like this big old clanking smoking machine that just lumbers acros...

I just saved your fucking life, Mom...It's like, if you--people of a certain age--would make some effort to just stay in touch with sort of basic, modern-day events, then your kids wouldn't have to take these drastic measures.
I just saved your fucking life, Mom...It's like, if you--people of a certain age--would make some ef...
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