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There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

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True friends stab you in the front.

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Men always want to be a woman`s first love - women like to be a man`s last romance.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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Beauty has as many meanings as man has moods. Beauty is the symbol of symbols. Beauty reveals everything, because it expresses nothing. When it shows ...more

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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful...more

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I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

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In England, an inventor is regarded almost as a crazy man, and in too many instances, invention ends in disappointment and poverty. In America, an inv...more

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.

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Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion enmity worship love but no friendship.

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I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

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It is always painful to part from people whom one has known for a brief space of time. The absence of old friends one can endure with equanimity, But ...more