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I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

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Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love, -women want to be a man's last romance.

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The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

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Lady Caroline: As far as I can make out, the young women of the present day seem to make it the sole object of their lives to be always playing with f...more

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting.

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There is no such thing as romance in our day women have become too brilliant nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

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Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are.

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That is the worst of women. They always want one to be good. And if we are good, when they meet us, they don't love us at all. They like to find us qu...more

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I don't like compliments and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he d...more

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If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.

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Indeed, no woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.