"People are always angry at America. They're absolutely certain that America either caused their problems or is deliberately not fixing their problems....

The American political system is like fast food--mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
~ P. J. O'Rourke ~












The American political system is like fast food--mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of thi...
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