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It's a noir world. Unfair things happen.

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But sometimes the lies we let ourselves believe are for our own good.

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Chatty, defensive, observant. My new favorite witness.

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I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.

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Conan Doyle deluded a century of readers into thinking we're all deductive geniuses.