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I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.

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The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. P...more

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People say satire is dead. It's not dead it's alive and living in the White House.

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I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interes...more