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You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.

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You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

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When you talk about change, you know what makes it really tough for people is on the one hand you've got tradition, and on the other hand you've got c...more