"This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the toilet at six am while you're ...

And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends,For I will not have that Shit. ...
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me ...
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