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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

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Gee, I'm sorry I didn't hear you in all this rain. Go ahead in, please."Anthony Perkin's Norman BatesTalking To Janet Leigh's Marion Crane.

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Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

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I'm sure anyone who likes a good crime, provided it is not the victim.