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Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

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The picture's over. Now I have to go and put it on film.

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Puns are the highest form of literature.

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Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

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I'm sure anyone who likes a good crime, provided it is not the victim.

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Twenty to life, she got, with time off for good behavior. You come around next spring. I'll introduce you.