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And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for...more

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If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is alw...more

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Old is always fifteen years from now.

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That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.