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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

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There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results."... Now, I'm ...more

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Jesus is great -- is there a better role model? No. It's religion, it's the people who get in between -- the bureaucracy, you know. ... It's the way p...more

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I think religion is a neurological disorder.

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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

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First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely eyed realists. And millions and millions of men wh...more

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First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely eyed realists. And millions and millions of men wh...more

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I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.

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I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Famil...more

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New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some ...more

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New Rule: Death isn’t always sad. This week, the Reverend Jerry Falwell died, and millions of Americans asked, “Why? Why, God? Why…didn’t you take Pat...more

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New Rule: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate if one side is a load of crap. President Bush recently suggested that public schools should t...more

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But females in even the most advanced Muslim countries are simply, by law, not the equal of men.