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There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.

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On gray days, when it's snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you'll just read a good book all day, ...more

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Some days you get up and you already know that things aren't going to go well. They're the type of days when you should just give in, put your pajamas...more