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Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

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I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

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I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regret...more

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You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

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Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

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What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

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I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.