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Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't...

I used to say that you'll have 10 IP address on your body... and it looks like that's going to happe...

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you...

Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.

Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishe...

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are u...

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the...

You're beautiful, like a May fly.

I always rewrite each day up to the point where I stopped. When it is all finished, naturally you go...

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.

Of all created comforts, God is the lender; you are the borrower, not the owner.

You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 1012 to 1.

The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.

But one of the amazing things about documentary is that you can remake it every time you make one. T...

Science is wonderfully equipped to answer the question 'How?' but it gets terribly confused when you...

Artists need some kind of stimulating experience a lot of times, which crystallizes when you sing ab...

Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles.

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything ...

Some wisdom you must learn from one who's wise.

You don't need to know who I'm dating. You don't need to know what I'm doing. I'm fine with everybod...

When you're fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance.

When at a young age you learn to face your fears, that makes the difference between people being cha...

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Everything you do on set is directly related to your imagination when you read the script for the fi...

When you take away the phone and e-mail and you don't have a million things to run around to, it all...

One of the joys of working with boys is that you get your pay as you go along. You can observe the r...

Either you think, or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipli...

For awhile after you quit Keats all other poetry seems to be only whistling or humming.

All I think of ever is that I love you.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with ...

Experience is what you get while looking for something else.

You exist only in what you do.

I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, I'm sorry, you have to tak...

There aren't many poster children for cool angst. Everybody thinks it's cool if you're the bad girl.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

You will be a failure, until you impress the subconscious with the conviction you are a success. Thi...

To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach...

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope fo...

Has fortune dealt you some bad cards. Then let wisdom make you a good gamester.

Start by doing what's necessary then do what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker... anyone. ...

If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despoti...

Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you.

We don't look at teachers as scholars the way they do in Europe. In Spain you're called a professor ...

The sky is the limit. You never have the same experience twice.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

Architecture can't fully represent the chaos and turmoil that are part of the human personality, but...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agre...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but ...

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.

If you look at human society, it is very easy, of course, to compare our warfare and territoriality ...

It is not necessary that you leave the house. Remain at your table and listen. Do not even listen, o...

Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are me...

If you're a painter, you're not alone. There's no way to be alone.

Before you, I engage myself to serve my country with the devotion and the exemplary that this post d...

You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one...

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six stran...

If you don't care about science enough to be interested in it on its own, you shouldn't try to write...

I love you more than my own skin.

The world is bad but not without hope. It is only hopeless when you look at it from an ideal viewpoi...

When death has you by the throat, you don't mince words.

You say it is the good cause that hallows even war? I say unto you: it is the good war that hallows ...

The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - a...

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Th...

That's the way it is with poetry: When it is incomprehensible it seems profound, and when you unders...

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes,...

I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central t...

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.

Every time you pass a law, it is a little bite out of freedom.

Religions cannot change you. If you are angry, you will become an angry Muslim or Hindu. If you are ...

Men are not against you they are merely for themselves.

You had to be into sport and, sad to say, I'm a traitor to my country because I don't have a sportin...

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in i...

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have bef...

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on ...

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I had my Aunt Rosie, who was famous and then not, so I got a lesson in fame early on. And I understo...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to loo...

It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen.

I love the pigeons. I just raise them, period, and feed them. Pigeons go away, and they always come ...

Time is money says the proverb, but turn it around and you get a precious truth. Money is time.