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so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT ...

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Brian ReganFunny Business: The Best of Uproar Comedy Vol. II

I remember an hypothesis argued upon by the young students, when I was at St. Omer's, and maintained...

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Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands...

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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

It is hard to look a hero when mounted on a pig.

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George R. R. MartinA Dance with Dragons

When I grew up, we always had our chickens, and we ate our eggs, and we ate our chickens. The family...

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Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred."Six years to the ...

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J. K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Traveling through the Dragon's Den, it has just been explained that Haroun, the Ifrit, has been caug...

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Sometimes the man who looks happiest in town, with the biggest smile, is the one carrying the bigges...

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Ray BradburySomething Wicked This Way Comes