If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummat...
