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Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.

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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own.