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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertai...more

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Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.