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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you ori...more

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Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actua...more

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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

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We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.

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True love is hard to find." - Malcolm Fade

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He opened his mouth. The words were there. He was about to say them when a jolt of terror went through him, the terror of someone who, wandering in a ...more

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Beautiful girls should know how to defend themselves against the advances of gentlemen.

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If you never tell anyone the truth about yourself, eventually you start to forget.

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I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"

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You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to...more

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Marriage is like a long conversation that always ends too soon.

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I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?""A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus.

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If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you

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When you love someone, you don't have a choice. Love takes your choices away.- Clary Fray

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That seems like stealing, doesn't it?" Simon pulled a cup toward him. He drew the lid back. "Ooh. Mochaccino." He looked at Magnus. "Did you pay for t...more