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Forty dollars for one adult nonrefundable ticket. You’re in luck — your bus leaves in a half hour. But there’s no dogs, unless that’s a service animal...more

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jace's clothes had been clean,stylish,ordinary. Sebastian had been wearing a long black wool trench coat that had looked expensive. Like an evil Burbe...more

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We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.

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What’s it like? Ballet school?”“Harsh,” he said. “Everyone dances until they collapse. We eat only raw-egg smoothies and wheat protein. Every Friday w...more

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There was a small wooden gazebo built out over the water; Isabelle was sitting in it, staring out across the lake. She looked like a princess in a fai...more

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What did Isabelle want?" Jace asked.Alec hesitated. "Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with us.""Sure," said Magnu...more

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If you never tell anyone the truth about yourself, eventually you start to forget.

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Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

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I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"

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I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?""A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus.

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Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers we get Aquatruck.

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If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you

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What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name

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When did you get that?""The shirt? At Macy's. Winter sale.

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I thought you came down right on the side of go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars.