"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you ori...
The Law is hard, but it is the Law.
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"Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying n...
"Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
"What's that you're holding?" he asked, noticing the pamphlet, still rolled up in her left
"I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There ...
"True love is hard to find." - Malcolm Fade
"He opened his mouth. The words were there. He was about to say them when a jolt of terror went through him, the terror of someone who, wandering in a ...
"Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.
"I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"
"You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to...
"Marriage is like a long conversation that always ends too soon.
"Everyone has choices to make no one has the right to take those choices away from us. Not even out of love..
"We had and incident. I took care of it.""Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a ho...
"If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you
"She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents,"...