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Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying n...more

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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

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What's that you're holding?" he asked, noticing the pamphlet, still rolled up in her left

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I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There ...more

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Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

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I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"

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Elliott performed a dance called the Dance of the Twenty-Eight Veils in Times Square. It is on YouTube. Many commenters described it as the most borin...more

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A femme fatale and a warrior princess.

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Everyone has choices to make no one has the right to take those choices away from us. Not even out of love..

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We had and incident. I took care of it.""Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a ho...more

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Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—""I said mostly extinct."Alec jabbed a finger toward him."Mostly extinct," he said, his voice trembli...more

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When you love someone, you don't have a choice. Love takes your choices away.- Clary Fray

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Just take the weapon you hold in your hand and drive it through his heart," Valentine's voice was soft. "One simple motion. Nothing you haven't done b...more

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Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.

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And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgi...more