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What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.
~ Charles Bukowski ~












What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

More Charles Bukowski quotes
"When I begin to doubt my ability to work the word, I simply read another writer and know I have nothing to worry about. My contest is only with myself...
"take a writer away from his typewriterand all you have leftisthe sicknesswhich started himtypingin thebeginning
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
"Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When ...
"Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could find it.
"in the most decent sometimes sun there is the softsmoke feeling from urns and the canned sound of old battleplanes and if you go inside and run your f...
"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
"Music is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.
"He asked, "What makes a man a writer?" "Well," I said, "it's simple. You either get it down on paper, or jump off a bridge.
"Ya got cigarettes?” she asks. “Yes,” I say,“I got cigarettes.” “Matches?” she asks.“Enough to burn Rome.” “Whiskey?”“Enough whiskey for a Mississippi ...
"The secret is writing down one simple line after another.
"Don’t ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out
"nothing can save you except writing. it keeps the walls from failing.
"Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe. If you could get away from the obvious o...